• me: *dancing around because its my birthday and drowning in presents. as you do.*
  • person: You know, its my cousins sisters maids sons best friends birthday today.
  • me: ...
  • me: no. its MY birthday.
  • i had a dream that i was being attacked by asparagus.

    and my friends pushed me into them and they ate me. and my friends lived. but i was dead. now im mad at them :P

    SAW BLACK CAVIAR WIN BITCHES.
    HOW DOES PHYSICS WORK?
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